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The Haves

Columbia, South Carolina

This is an 800 pound gorilla clown.
Sometimes it plays rage-tastic quake riffs and smashes up the room.
Sometimes it plays slimy doom-funk.
Other times it stares into the distance and psychosomatic space waves emanate.
But it always wears a tie and ponders the way the world spins.